Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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