thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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