I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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