i just snorted my name. best moment ever
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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