I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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