He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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