Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
the raccoons are back...
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