Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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