Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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