I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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She even gives head with a lisp.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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