if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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