Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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