I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize