hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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