READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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