Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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I just want to make out with him forever
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
as a side note pls kill me
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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