i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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