it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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