Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
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So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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