My boss' voice literally gives me gas
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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