yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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