it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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