Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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