his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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