Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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