So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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