Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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