I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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