I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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she told me i tasted like america
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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