i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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