could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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