a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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