So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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