you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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