Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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