He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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