I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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