carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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