That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
soo... how was my night?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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