I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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