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i permit you to call me
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
please come you make the beer taste better
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And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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