Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
last night I used snow as a chaser
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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