it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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