he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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