Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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