So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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