bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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