i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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