I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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