Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm bleeding and have questions
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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