it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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